Parade Awards

2019 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Judges: Chief Justice Doc L’Herisson, Rob Payer, Jeanette Player, Anissa Jarreau, Darlene Broussard, Melanie Sanders

Worst Float - Krewe of Sherwood Forest,
tribute to the founders of the parade.

Best Float - Krewe of Cookie,
a tribute to aluminum siding.

Best Marching Group -
The Golden Guys.

Best Bribe - Krewe of Krime;
way to keep the tradition alive.

Epic Theme Failure - Krewe of Tumcumcari:
Our color is pink…Maybe you should add a flamingo or two.

As If She’d Say No - Italian American Marchers,
featuring a marriage proposal (“Don’t forget the pre-nup.”).

Worst Bribe – Krewe La Moula.
(What, no moolah?)

Better Late Than Never - Krewe of Bierbog;
the bribe that wasn’t.

Best Use of a Potty - Pink Ladies.
“If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”

Flock Off Award - Laissez Temps Rouler;
“squat and watch this…” (?)

Rookie of the Year - Krewe of Konfusion;
“Too confused to know where you should be.”

Best Bribe Presentation - BeignYAYS;
“Pour some powdered sugar on me.”

The Whitney Vann Award - Judge Doc L’Herrison;
“Where the flock were you?”

You Should Get a Float - Le Krewe des Batard’s Ives;
“You party hard on the ground; let’s see how well you do on a float.”

Foreplay Award - Krewe of Mischief;
“Was it as good for you as it was for me?”

Sticky Oral Shots - Krewe da Gruv;
“That’s when the booze kicked in.”

Down and Dirty Award - Krewe of MOM;
“Where the carpets match the drapes.”

Brotherhood Award - Krewe of Carr;
“Way to back the badge.”

25 Years on a 3-Hour Tour - Krewe of Crooked Crown.

Worst Stumblers - Krewe of Bon Temps;
“Struttin’ in your pink high-top socks.”

Board’s Honorable Mention – S’Krewe U;
For hanging in there for years without ever being recognized.

Smiley Award; Special recognition to The Prancing Babycakes for years of bringing smiles to the parade crowds.

1st – Table 180 Rachel Wellther, 2nd – Table 132, Elizabeth, 3rd – Table 250, Kronos (Buddy Porta)

 

2018 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Presented by honorable judges: Scott McDavitt, Helen Newton, Rob Payer, Tessa Teachman, and (Wee) Mary Alice Gray

Worst Float: KREWE OF B.R.E.W. - Pixelation of judges photos and no bribes.

Best Bribe: KREWE OF MIXED NUTZ - Coasters were wonderful and very thoughtful

Seriously, you should roll on Sunday: KREWE OF NO KLUE - Out of all the debauchery, this was family friendly, tasteful, and the float to see on Sunday, or maybe in the Krewe de Mystique?

Overachiever: FLAMINGOHOLICS - What are you gonna do next? How can you top this?

Most likely to get a restraining order: WASTED KREWE: - For your delicious Cockcicles and Bad Humor Ice Cream Truck.

Best Marching Group: PRANCIN' BABY CAKES - Not only for hosting the judges, but for their impeccable performance in the rain and post parade

Best Prepared for Rain: KREWE OF REDNECKED - Best float condom, wrapped up for comfort.

Best use of a recycled FEMA trailer: KREWE OF HOT AIR - No explanation necessary.

Best Virgin Marchers: KREWE OF BEIGN-YAYS - Put on quite a show for first-timers. We'll see more of them.

Smiley Anders Journalism Award: KREWE OF OH NAH NEAUX - For letting other people do their job for them.

Still rolling after all these years: KREWE OF KRONOS - Finally makes it to the winner's podium.

Best Red Button Award: KREWE OF DEBAUCHERY - They had their finger on the button. Look out Irish Parade.

Epic Failure: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - Fantastic ship, wrong theme. Must have driven all night from Southdowns.

Fowl Weather Award: KREWE OF MAMBO -

Shot in the butt: KREWE OF HEDON -

Who's on Fourth? Award: C'EST LA VIE - For arriving late and having to stage on N Fourth St.

Biggest Thong: KREWE OF BOYD AVE - Their thong was bigger than your thong

Best Float   Krewe of La Moula
Worst Float   Krewe of Bierbog
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Best Newcomers   Krewe of Krime
Thought That Counts   Krewe of Snafu
Heart Breakers Award   Italian American Marchers
Viagra Award   Krewe of Boyd
(you know, the old guys)
Cougar Award   I-Da-Ho Potato Queens
Best Jello Shots   Krewe of Bassackwards
Darin' Erin Award   Krewe of Damnifineaux
Sucking Up Award   Krewe of Demolition

2010 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   Krewe of La Moula
Worst Float   Krewe of Bierbog
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Best Newcomers   Krewe of Krime
Thought That Counts   Krewe of Snafu
Heart Breakers Award   Italian American Marchers
Viagra Award   Krewe of Boyd
(you know, the old guys)
Cougar Award   I-Da-Ho Potato Queens
Best Jello Shots   Krewe of Bassackwards
Darin' Erin Award   Krewe of Damnifineaux
Sucking Up Award   Krewe of Demolition

 

2009 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   The wASTED kREWE
Worst Float   Krewe of Moula
Golden Gavel Award   Krewe of Bierbog
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Judges’ Toast Award   Krewe of Mixed Nuts
Best Attempted Bribe   The Parrot Head Club Krewe
Sexiest Krewe   I-DA-HO Potato Queens
Udderly shameless   Krewe of MOM (Ministers of Misinformation)
International Achievement Award   The Italian American Marchers
Boogiest Bailout   Krewe of No Klue
Obamanation Award   Krewe of Boyd Avenue and Krewe of Lou
Best Marching Krewe   Krewe of Yazoo
Sleaziest/Tackiest/Nastiest Award   We know you only as the
401K-Jelly float
(B.R.E.W. Krewe)
Magna Cum Laude Award   Krewe of Damifineaux
Best Krewe Sucking Up to Whitney Vann   Krewe of Snafu
Best Porta-Potty Award   Krewe of Pink Ladies
Supervised Probation Award   So disgusting, we don’t even want to acknowledge you. In our minds you are simply the ‘Raw Chicken Feet Throwers

 

2008 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   Krewe of It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Worst Float   Krewe of One Percenters
Best Marching Krewe   Krewe of Yazoo
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Most Benevolent Bribe   The King's Float ($500 to Military Family Assistance Fund from King Danny McGlynn's Krewe)
Most Moving Bribe   Krewe of Bierbog (personalized pink toilets)
Most Aptly Named   Krewe of Bassackwards
Most Patriotic   Krewe of Mixed Nuts
Most Politically Incorrect   Krewe of Good Times
Sexiest Krewe   Krewe of I-Da-Ho Potato Queens
Most Likely to Succeed in Seducing the Female Judges   Italian-American Marchers
Phallidictorian Award   Krewe of Flock University
Wost Britney Bashers   Ministers of Misinformation
Flamingeaux Phil's Must Accurate Prediction Award   Krewe of Who? (the float said "We Won't Win Again.")
Flamingeaux Phil's Most Inaccurate Prediction Award   Krewe of Loose Skrewes (futures of Britney, Edwin, Nick)
Believe in Louisiana Award   Royal Mystic Krewe of Generic Yo-Yo's
Coach's Award   Krewe of Boyd Avenue

 

2007 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   Krewe of Lou
Worst Float   Krewe of Damnifineaux
Sexiest Float   Krewe of I-Da-Ho Potato Queens
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Best Political Statement   Krewe of Loose Skrewes
Best Saban Basher   Skip's 1% Club
Best Seat in the House   Krewe~La Moula
Cum Laude Award   Krewe of Esteedee
Neurosis Award   Krewe of Pink Ladies
P.E.T.A. Award   Krewe of Yazoo
Reality Award   Krewe of Bierbog
Size Matters Award   Krewe of the Crooked Crown
Sour Grapes Award   Krewe of Absurdity
Spanish Town Grammy   The Italian American Marchers
AND Biggest Cucuzzi Award   The Italian American Marchers
Judges' Censure Award   The Polluted Participantsity